Epic Rap Battles of History Wiki is a FANDOM Games Community. See the soul of the man who made Mother Russia his bitch! It must be rhymes from you, dawg, I got this battle locked up like I threw it in the Gulag, You're a gross and creepy scary-eyed weird wizard, Now poof, disappear and conjure up some beard scissors, I'm Stoli Gold, you're a plastic handle of Popov, You sure act like a dick for a punk with his junk chopped off, I'm majestic, you're a bit thick, I'm not impressed with your magic tricks, I'm sadistic, with a swift kick for a mystic with a missed dick, Come on, bring it on, I'm ready to start brawlin', I don't mean to Russia but you just seem like you're Stalin, You're just five-foot-four but your failure's epic-sized, You're doing worse in this battle than the farms you collectivized, I'll beat you past the point my magic powers can heal, Man of Steel? They're calling this for Stalin, I will kick you in the rectum, You should now prepare to be my next Bolshevik-tim, What smells like a poo log? Fox vs Chucky • King Henry VIII vs Hillary Clinton • Betty White vs Bettie Page • SpongeBob Movie Rap Battle, PewDiePie vs T-Series • Ronald McDonald vs the Burger King • Larry Bird vs Big Bird, Epic Rap Battles of History - Behind the Scenes - Rasputin vs Stalin, KARAOKE ♫ Rasputin vs Stalin. Ronald ReaganRonald McDonaldMikhail Baryshnikov It's a disgrace what you did to your own people! Begin [Grigori Rasputin:] Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Batman vs Sherlock Holmes; 8. During Putin's verse, the word "borscht" uses the less common English spelling of "borsch". My enemies don't distract me. Moscow State University. This is the fourth battle where an actor portrays more than one rapper. You let your heart grow dark. It was released on April 22nd, 2013. Shook hands with both Ronalds: Reagan and McDonald's, no doubt! 1. Trap House (Rasputin, Stalin & Lenin)Uppercut (Gorbachev)??? Pride of Lenin took Trotsky out of the picture. Number STALIN! The instrumental during Vladimir Putin's verse is very similar to the instrumental melody of the song "Такого как Путин" ("A Man Like Putin") by Russian electro-dance band Poyushchie vmeste. This is the second battle where two characters share the same name, with, Every character in this battle appeared in. You two need yoga. Drop the hammer on you harder than I bitch slapped Hitler! If your name end with "in", time to get out! Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! Rasputin! Blow it up like a tuba, while I'm balling in Cuba. Battle information The proletariat masses. My own son got locked up in prison, and I didn't save his life! I even crush mother fuckers when I'm laid in state! However, the announcer can still be heard singing "Epic Rap Battles" at the end. It is the first battle to have a fourth and fifth person enter as well, meaning this is the first battle royale. And Joseph, you were supposed to be my right-hand man. This battle has the eighth-longest run time of any ERB to date. BPM On August 22, 2016, American operatic soprano, Beverly Sills' quote, "There are no short cuts to any place worth going. ", was written in the description of the video. Beat(s) My revolution was doing to stop the bourgeoisie! You fat pig, more like Man of Squeal, I'll hand your Georgian ass a true Russian defeat, You would think I'm making borscht the way I'm crushing these beats, I was poisoned, shot and beaten and I still fought back like no sweat, I'm so hard to kill, my rap name should be 50 Kopek, I was shot and poisoned, my assassin's plot: sadistic, But that couldn't stop the mystic, if you think you can, you're optimistic, Till your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man, We're all Russians, no one's going to get their butt kicked, The way our space program's whipped NASA's ass with Sputnik, John Lennon vs Bill O'Reilly • Darth Vader vs Hitler • Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris • Sarah Palin vs Lady Gaga • Hulk Hogan and Macho Man vs Kim Jong-il • Justin Bieber vs Beethoven • Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking • Genghis Khan vs Easter Bunny • Napoleon vs Napoleon • Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin • Gandalf vs Dumbledore • Dr. Seuss vs Shakespeare • Mr. T vs Mr. Rogers • Christopher Columbus vs Captain Kirk • Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD, Hitler vs Vader 2 • Master Chief vs Leonidas • Mario Bros vs Wright Bros • Michael Jackson vs Elvis Presley • Cleopatra vs Marilyn Monroe • Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates • Frank Sinatra vs Freddie Mercury • Barack Obama vs Mitt Romney • Doc Brown vs Doctor Who • Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood • Batman vs Sherlock Holmes • Moses vs Santa Claus • Adam vs Eve • Gandhi vs Martin Luther King Jr. • Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison • Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstrong • Mozart vs Skrillex • Rasputin vs Stalin, Hitler vs Vader 3 • Blackbeard vs Al Capone • Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc • Bob Ross vs Pablo Picasso • Michael Jordan vs Muhammad Ali • Donald Trump vs Ebenezer Scrooge • Rick Grimes vs Walter White • Goku vs Superman • Stephen King vs Edgar Allan Poe • Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye • George Washington vs William Wallace • Artists vs TMNT, Ghostbusters vs Mythbusters • Romeo and Juliet vs Bonnie and Clyde • Zeus vs Thor • Jack the Ripper vs Hannibal Lecter • Oprah Winfrey vs Ellen DeGeneres • Steven Spielberg vs Alfred Hitchcock • Lewis and Clark vs Bill and Ted • David Copperfield vs Harry Houdini • Terminator vs Robocop • Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers • Shaka Zulu vs Julius Caesar • Jim Henson vs Stan Lee, J. 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Rasputin vs Stalin This battle was released on Vladimir Lenin's birthday. 'Cause the Tsar's wife can't do shit tonight! It is the first battle to be released on the birthday of one of its rappers, followed by the release of. Babe Ruth vs Lance Armstr.. Mozart vs Skrillex; Rasputin vs Stalin; Epic Rap Battles Of History lyrics. The word itself comes from Yiddish, but may be romanized at least three ways. Timeline Flash in the Pan Hip Hop Conflicts of Nowadays, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t--f7-8J_fk&feature=youtu.be&t=33m58s, Eastern Philosophers vs Western Philosophers, https://epicrapbattlesofhistory.fandom.com/wiki/Rasputin_vs_Stalin?oldid=1491346, The reason behind this battle was to redeem. Barack Obama vs Mitt Romn.. 4. This is the first rap battle to feature more than one instrumental, with three. Actors Our whole future was bright! VERSUS! Torn down that wall like the Kool-Aid Man, oh yeah! Length This is the second battle where each rapper has one verse. Looking like something out of R. L. Stine! (Дa!) I'm a president in my prime. The last man who attacked me lived a half-life, so comrade, come at me! Views The Lyrics for Rasputin vs. Stalin by Epic Rap Battles of History have been translated into 7 languages Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does … Mozart vs Skrillex Location(s) VERSUS! Next Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? And you all need to learn how to handle real power! If you're the man of steel, I spit kryptonite! Versus! 3:38 Beat producer(s) (Rasputin compares Stalin to Wario, an anti-hero and Mario's polar opposite/rival from the Super Mario franchise, as Stalin's and Wario's mustaches are similar in appearance.). To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Darth Vader vs Adolf Hitl.. 2. Have brought me here to spit a thesis against both of your asses! You need a shower, (Дa!). I have no pride for you, who ruined everything. Mozart vs Skrillex; 3. Rasputin vs Stalin is the thirty-third installment of Epic Rap Battles of History and the eighteenth and final episode of Season 2. INSTRUMENTAL, TRANSLATED Rasputin vs Stalin. Try messing with the Mad Monk, you'll be sorry, yo! Nice PeterEpicLLOYDAtul SinghPewDiePie Assholes made a mess and the war got cold! Stalin! Doing judo moves and schooling every communist сука! As a messed up mutha fucka bent in the mind, Who built a superpower, but he paid the price. This is the first battle where an actor(s) raps against themselves as a different character. Cameo(s) I fought the bondage of classes! April 22, 2013 (Rasputin has been called the "Mad Monk", even though he was never actually a monk. But your loyalty shriveled up like your right hand, man! (Putin) Grigori Rasputin vs Joseph Stalin Lyrics: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Epic Rap Battles of History. Justin Bieber vs Ludwig v.. 7. / BEGIN / Cool mustache, Wario / Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be … It features the 'Mad Monk', Rasputin, iron-fisted dictator, Joseph Stalin, Marxist revolutionary, Vladimir Lenin, progressive premier, Mikhail Gorbachev, and current Russian President, Vladimir Putin, in a Russian leader battle royale. With the endless destruction of Russian lives! Let me start with you there, Frankenstein! Gandhi vs Martin Luther K.. 5. I spit hot borscht when I'm crushing these beats. Epic Rap Battles of History. / RASPUTIN! Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates; 6. Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil! 117,000,000+ (as of November 12) STALIN! Your whole family; shot! You got off easy when they pickled that moose cock! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Other information RASPUTIN! The first two were produced by the same producer, The Unbeatables. I'd leave your neck in a noose in a trench and shot! You don't know what you're doing when you try to bust a rhyme against a mind like Putin. Hitler vs Vader 3 (Season 3 premiere) Try messing with the mad monk, you'll be sorry-yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states Its a disgrace what you did to your own people Your daddy beat you like a dog and now you're evil! Release date Cool mustache, Wario. Rappers All your wizard friends; shot! I had the balls to let Baryshnikov dance, playa! Rasputin:. The Unbeatables (Rasputin, Stalin, Lenin & Gorbachev)Dizzy Productions (Putin) This is the third battle to have a third person enter a battle as a third-party rapper. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin, EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev, Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald. I could end you with a whisper to your wife. Epic rap battles of history Rasputin vs Stalin begin Cool mustache, Wario Try messing with the Mad Monk you'll be sorry, yo How many dictators does it take To turn an empire into a union of ruinous states? Beat information Nice Peter as Rasputin, Vladimir Lenin, and Vladimir Putin EpicLLOYD as Joseph Stalin and Mikhail Gorbachev Atul Singh as the hand of Ronald McDonald PewDiePie as Mikhail Baryshnikov(cameo) And stopped the greatest revolution since the birth of Marx!