It's the slave quality that I find very alluring. Boss Hogg: Exactly. I'M the boss of me!! Vance Duke: Not hardly. I watched yesterday Duke vs Coltrane, and i heard some very funny quotes from boss hogg: When Cletus says, we just put up a roadblock, very easy (or something like that), Boss Hogg says to himself "Yeah, That will be the day", and throws a grape in Rosco's mouth !!! Vance Duke: Ok, Daisy, you win. © 2020 The Thought & Expression Company, LLC. I'm filthy fucking rich! Daisy Duke: Oh, the turn-off at cousin Willy's place is just ahead. Boss Hogg: Well, I appreciate the compliment. Very stupid... We're all bosses here. Boss Hogg: Even though it might be the end of your career in law-enforcement. Oiseau is a Frenchie word for bird and the Blue Oiseau is a famous Frenchie stamp with a blue bird on it. Luke Duke: Oh well, can't cry over spilled milk. Well you sure got some weird critters in this country. "Can you not see that it is the INDUSTRIAL SYSTEM and not the "boss" which must be changed? Daisy Duke: Excuse me, Rick Shankley? Cooter: What do you think ol' Burt Reynolds would do at a time like this. Bo Duke: I would, 'cept we don't know where quaint little old Boss Hogg is at the moment. Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh, what you gonna do, chubby buddy? Roscoe: Come on Flash, let's get you out of here. Bo Duke: No, I mean it's backwards from the way it's supposed to be. Vance Duke: Sounds like a raid on a moonshine operation. Daisy, you alright? That bubble-belly Boss Hogg is behind this whole flim-flamin' trial. Jesse Duke: Guy come out of an antique shop carrying a big grandfather's clock. Bo Duke: I think Freddy spotted us. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Well, I'm trying, but see, I'm having trouble with the part about a double dealin', four flushin', flim-flammer like you boss gettin' to heaven. A boss makes work drudgery, a leader makes it interesting. Prisoner #1: Whoo, P! I don't say … Boss Hogg:... Rosco P. Coltrane: It appears them Duke boys made off with your safe. Hang on, y'all. Boss Hogg: Even though it might be the end of your career in law-enforcement. If you can drive like that, Rosco, how come you can't ever catch them Dukes? Suzette LeFite: Oui, I am fine. https://www.quotes.net/movies/the_dukes_quotes_107197. Daisy Duke: That's right, and old Boss Hogg can race hisself around the world. He gets taller.”, “Here’s another one: Drunk walks out of a bar and runs into a guy carrying an antique grandfather clock. But I'd rather hear that delicious clinkin' sound of more gold. And one day I might do something that upsets you, so then you'll hit me. Who's gonna pay to see a band with fellers that old? A boss fixes blame, a leader corrects mistakes. Vance Duke: Hey, I got me an idea. That mud slinging Boss Hogg gone and double crossed us again. Vance Duke: By promotin' the General to Admiral. Daisy Duke: Whoever called this the rainy season wasn't just whistlin' Dixie. Luke Duke: Well, we'd like to 'blidge, but we're in this race. Boss Hogg: Oh Roscoe, don't your tiny pea-brain know nothing? What' the surprise you've geen hinting at, cousin Willy? Web. Flash is driving the car. Prisoner #2: [punches Prisoner #1 in the face], Browse more character quotes from The Dukes of Hazzard (2005), while Bo and Luke are getting arrested in the courthouse, Uncle Jesse punches Boss Hogg in the mouth. As far as he's concerned, that's one place too many. Cuff them! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: What's the Blue Wazoo? Go 'Dogs! Bo Duke: Old Boss Hogg done it to us again! Boss Hogg: I am officially upgrading the … Miserable numbnoggin. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Well, that's a relief. The first step to stringing the boss up from a lamppost is saying the boss is a moron. And it's an American tire track, too. You can be in school and be a yung boss. We can't find that conman, you can lock Boss up and throw away the key. Uncle Jesse: And you're going to pardon them for all of their crimes, huh? Sean the Leprechaun: Mr. Hogg, you're the greediest mortal I've met in me whole life. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. Uncle Jesse Duke: You know, you can't stir up a mess of trouble for other folks, without spillin' some on yourself. Shaky? Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Ooh! Quotes.net. Daisy: That hasn't stopped anybody in this family before! You see, my Spanish is just a might shaky. Most likely we'll be lunch. Daisy Duke: You wait right here, Roddy, 'cause we're gonna be back in a flash with your cash. Luke Duke: The kind that Boss Hogg's car makes. And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Jesse Duke: Know what you get when you cross a donkey with an onion? Daisy Duke: Boss Hogg? Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Eh, you mean right now? "Yeeee Haaaa! Breaker One, Breaker One, might be crazy but I ain't dumb, crazy Cooter coming at ya, anyone home on the Hazzard Net. Daisy Duke: Well, it shouldn't be too hard to find him on a tourist tram. I knew them Dukes was a hatchin' something. Facebook isn't the boss I me! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Oh my gritchen gravy, would you look yonder! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: [Boss Hogg & Rosco are disguised as maids] You know, chubby little buddy, you don't look to bad for a little fat lady. Weed, drugs, clothes, and swag does NOT make you a boss. . And slosh on some more... Boss Hogg: You saw Leprechauns! Daisy Duke: Hoppin' animals with pockets and birds that can't fly? Daisy Duke: Right, and after we escape we'll have to warn Boss Hogg & Rosco about what we just heard. Bo Duke: It'd be nice to go see some entertainment Saturday night. Boss Hogg: It's like I died and went to heaven. Their efforts constantly find the 'Duke, “[after shooting a gas can with a flaming arrow] Boom-shakalaka.”, “Just the good ol’ boys/Never meanin’ no harm/Beats all you never saw/Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born/Straightenin’ the curves/Flattenin’ the hills/Someday the mountain might get ’em but the law never will/Makin’ their way the only way they know how/That’s just a little bit more than the law would allow/Just the good ol’ boys/Wouldn’t change if they could/ Fightin’ the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.”, “You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? Freddy Flenders: Alright, make it fifty thousand. Daisy Duke: Enos, where's Boss Hogg and Roscoe?" Bo Duke: I dated a Korean girl in high school. The Leprechaun Grand Wizard: Silence! Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Can I get out of this dang dress now? Terms of Use • Privacy Statement • Bo Duke: It's a tire track. [puts on some extra speed and drives through the wooden bridge right into the water]. Boss Hogg: [talking in his sleep] Hmm, just a tad more of them sweet potatoes, Lulu honey. Luke Duke: Well, with Boss cheating's as natural as squealing to a pig. And then YOU'LL become boss. He must have followed us. Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: Oh, I 'preciate it, cuh! Boss Hogg: Well, well, well and well [small chuckle] As I live and make money, if it ain't the Bouchard brothers. Can you believe it, Rosco? Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't.